But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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