your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I DEMAND FORESKIN
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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