omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Randomize
