My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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