You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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