Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
pray to the hookup gods
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
