I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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