Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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