We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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