You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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