Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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