Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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