Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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