Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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