At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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