How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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