just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's Friday. Sex?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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