Your mouth is God's brothel.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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