Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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