so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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