I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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