It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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