But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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