The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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