the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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