let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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