Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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