Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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