You work out of a Hotel?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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