Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I will be naked everywhere
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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