I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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