Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
dude. I can hear the air.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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