Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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