Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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