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Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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