I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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