I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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