Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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