I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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