I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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