Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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