i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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