once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
this will be a night to untag.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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