Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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