I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
