Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
