If that was your dad, he is hot
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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