I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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