He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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