You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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